Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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