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I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
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