Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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