SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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