Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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