dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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