Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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