AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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