Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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