Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
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