I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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