I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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