so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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