The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
did i walk over a car last night?
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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