Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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