she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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