You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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