His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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