I think i peed on brittanys purse
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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