He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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