He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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