For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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