i don't plan on having that self control this summer
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
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Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Randomize
