normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
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