my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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