Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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