Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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