sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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