Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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