If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Randomize
