talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
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