the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
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