I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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