see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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