I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Randomize
