Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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