We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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