My boss' voice literally gives me gas
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
But we have bathrooms and they dont
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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