Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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