i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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