He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize