You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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