Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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