how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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