What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
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