Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
These tits shall not be calmed
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
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