Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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