I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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