I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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