Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I wannas sexs uuuuu
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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