But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Randomize