two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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