I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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