your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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