Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
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